Kitty Nail Caps

Bill and I almost peed our pants laughing when we saw this at PetSmart the other day:

The thought of putting those on Mr. M (the only one of our cats that tends to scratch furniture) had us both in hysterics...we were tempted for half a second, but then wisdom took hold and we realized that Mr. M already spends most of his days plotting our untimely demises in our sleep (based on the look on his face, that is, and how totally and completely unaffectionate he tends to be)...were we to suffer him this indignity, we'd probably never see the light of another day. Hahaha! Still, it was tempting...can you imagine?!